>ROFLMAO. Thanks for the reminders.

I have lots of Air Force stories from my experience. One that shows the compassion of the service is this:

Each month in Air Defense Command (ADC) we would receive an official ADC Magazine. Often there would be a report about an ADC fighter pilot who had been killed while flying that month. It always read the same way.

“Reason: Pilot error. Based upon the pay scale of this pilot it will take until the year 2500 (or whatever) to pay back the Air Force for destroying government property”!