James,
I thought it went
(to the tune of "London bridge is falling down")
99 bugs in the code,
in the code,
in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Customer's complaining!
We used the coolest development tool,
development tool,
development tool,
we used the coolest development tool
with a new version tomorrow!
Tell the customer the truth,
tell the truth,
tell the truth:
The new version has changed it all,
your app is obsolete now!
We'll have to write it all again,
all again,
all again,
We don't fix bugs in old product,
Just wait for the new version!
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
