>>"Don't even think of trying to make Hula Hoops - you haven't got a chance! But, if you should be foolish enough to try, you'll probabbly need the following: {list of ingrediants}" It made me chuckle.
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>Another nice description of ingredientes (from the humorist Quino) goes more or less like this: "This product has no artificial ingredients; it contains only 100% natural filth".

"Drink only artificial drinks - because they are guaranteed to be artificial" - Dushan Vukotich