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Subject: Under Oath Testimony
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24/03/2005 09:31:40
 
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Politics
Catégorie:
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Divers
Thread ID:
00998818
Message ID:
00998826
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hahahaha, good one! :D

>This was received from a friend. I do not know if it is true but I like it! :)
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>If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
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>Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
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>A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
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>Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
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>A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
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>Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
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>A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
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>Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties! ?"
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>A: "Yes sir, we do."
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>Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
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>A: "Yes sir, I do."
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>Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
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>A: "Yes sir."
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>Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
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>A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
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>The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
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