>>>>"Happy camper"?
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>>>>Hamsters have bright expressions but I can't imagine them being too happy. They are most famous for running endlessly on wheels, they live for two years on average, and they have a tendency to eat their young. (Sadly, I have witnessed that last one personally -- my daughters' hamster, Energy, found one morning chowing down on her inch long babies). Squirrels and chimpanzees are the only other animals I can think of who have so much more good PR than they deserve.
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>>>>Mike
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>>>And if you mash them up and make a jam of it, it's useful for growing tulips!!!
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>>You are a sick, sick man [lol].
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>Why, you never heard of "Tulips from Hamster Jam"? :-)

Oh no! Well, that is a good one! :)