Well, another fast-food joint decides to go low-carb, high-protein. Will the push towards Atkins ever end?

Good thing this didn't occur during the famous "Where's the Beef" commercials back in 1984. That would have been asking too much out of Claire Peller.

I got a kick out of the Health Department verifying that everyone had ten fingers. I wonder who drew that assignment? Proving not only that none of the facility employees were involved in an accident, but also ensuring that no one owes money to the mafia. Sounds like a win-win situation to me!

Wait, I spoke too soon...the guy from the Dell Computer commercial who is more productive than his co-workers because he has an extra digit - has anyone investigated him? I smell a rat! (and no, not the one in my chili)

I'll spare the finger-food joke. It's too easy.

Yet another reason to avoid fast-food establishments. I'll always eat one step up - at the local BBQ ribs pit.

Kevin