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>Did you hear the one about the Poles and the Programmers? Both groups were tired of being the butt of jokes. They decided to have a football game. The winners would get a reprieve and all the jokes would now be about the losers.
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>They played the game in some factory town and neither team could gain more than a couple of yards. At about 5:00 a factory whistle blew. The Poles thought it was the end of the game and left the field. Four plays later, the Programmers scored.

Really funny.