>>Riddle: What is the difference between Robin Hood and government?
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>>Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor.
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>>Government steals from the poor and gives to the rich.
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>Today, I heard that the government builds or improves bridges (note 1), so that poor people have a place to sleep.
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>Note 1: This happens predominantly right before election date.

lol.