>>>>>>>- freshperson
>>>>>>>- Roperson Empire
>>>>>>>- foreperson
>>>>>>>- Sherperson tank
>>>>>>>- Pullperson car
>>>>>>>- businessperson
>>>>>>>...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Brinkpersonship
>>>>>>Portugese person-o'-war
>>>>>>persondatory
>>>>>>persondrake plant
>>>>>>epersonate
>>>>>>epersoncipate
>>>>>
>>>>>And now we need a quick search & replace through English dictionaries worldwide :).
>>>>
>>>>And then, as someone already said, we'd have to do a global change of "person" to "peroffspring" :-)
>>
>>Yeah, and? ....
>
>Hey, give me a break. I'm old.

There are no excuses! What do you want broken? An arm or a leg? :)