>This may give you a smile
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>Once in my local convenience store, addressing the store clerk and pointing at the wine shelves, I said:
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>"Oh, and give me a bottle of that Chilean Sauvignon Blanc" (in my best French accent)
>"Say that again" she said
>"What? Sauvignon Blanc?"
>"Ooh, I love the way you say that. Do you speak Chilean?"
Do you? <g>
"The creative process is nothing but a series of crises." Isaac Bashevis Singer
"My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all." Oscar Wilde
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." W.Somerset Maugham