I suppose, now the lawyers will get involved:


How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.

Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.

What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.

If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn't that cannabalism?

What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

And last but not least - A lawyer is just the larval stage of a politician.