A few hints:
1) The initial post may be innocent but see 4) below.
2) Your left-field "I love JVP" posts in a VFP forum have an obvious intention. If you miss him, give him a call.
3) I'm afraid that people here don't react the way you like any more, it's more like the eye-rolling exasperation when the cat poops on the floor again.
4) After the cat has pooped a few times, every time people see the cat quivering in the corner they assume it is doing another poop and shoo it away.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1