That's pretty funny! You're really a clever chap! Well done!

>A few hints:
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>1) The initial post may be innocent but see 4) below.
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>2) Your left-field "I love JVP" posts in a VFP forum are intended to inflame. If you miss him, give him a call.
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>3) People here don't get angry any more, it's more like the eye-rolling exasperation when the cat poops on the floor again.
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>4) After the cat has pooped a few times, everytime people see the cat quivering in the corner they assume it is doing another poop and shoo it away.