Here's a good one. The alchemists of medieval times, trying to turn base metals into gold, first needed to create a "universal solvent". What they seemed to have forgotten was what they were going to STORE it in!
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
