>Which is exactly what you do when you choose to align "conservatism" with everything bad in modern society, reserving all intelligent capability for fellow smugees who consider themselves "enlightened liberals".

Interesting tactic to attack me, instead of trying to disprove my statement. You are familiar with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

>i assume you are aware that many conservatives are pro-community and anti-big-business. Many are also athiest. Or aren't they allowed to be conservative?

To summarize your point. Conservatives that are liberal are conservatives. To me that appears to be an oxymoron.
You then attempt to mock with this statement. Conservatives that are liberal are liberal.