>Happy Holidays to all...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Winter
Solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher. Should tidings
generally accepted as good not be experienced by the wishee during the
warranted period, then this wish is null and void. This greeting has
no cash value.)

:)