>>One would think so, wouldn't one ... if one's dog likes carrots...
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>One sounds terribly like Prince Charles, doesn't one?

You've no idea what I sound like. It's a lot clearer than Charles's muttering and slurring. If you're objecting to my using grammatically correct English then that's your sad business.

BTW The Royal family use "one" as an alternative to "I" or "me" which I'm NOT doing here.
YOU are using it to mean "you" - incorrect
Then I was talking to a non-anglophone, who may find it easier to follow.

Finally, if you haven't got something constructive to add ( only ever disruptive) then why bother? You're not happy unless you're fuelling a feud between us and I find you to be terribly sad.

I've buried the hatchet with one bug-bear of mine but with you I just want to do it in your head. You just won't let it lie.

Now EFF OFF!