>You've no idea what I sound like.
I can take a good guess ;)
>It's a lot clearer than Charles's muttering and slurring.
Nope. I would say Charles is a lot clearer than a Scouser.
>If you're objecting to my using grammatically correct English then that's your sad business.
I find it somewhat strange that you wish to foist you "ever so" Englishness on every non-Englishman? Stuff like 'ppreciate it. If you were really interested in the confusion caused to a "non-anglophone", then do the right thing and spell "appreciate" properly so that they "may find it easier to follow". For God's sake, you only have to type an "a" - its not as if its shorthand!
>BTW The Royal family use "one" as an alternative to "I" or "me" which I'm NOT doing here.
Oh, you know them personally do you?
>YOU are using it to mean "you" - incorrect
Says you <s>.
>Then I was talking to a non-anglophone, who may find it easier to follow.
I think we have already dismissed your contention in this regard as poppycock.
>Finally, if you haven't got something constructive to add ( only ever disruptive) then why bother?
Because you are good fun.
>You're not happy unless you're fuelling a feud between us and I find you to be terribly sad.
No, you just overreact and can't take a joke.
>I've buried the hatchet with one bug-bear of mine but with you I just want to do it in your head.
Oooh, you are violent - you big brute.
>You just won't let it lie.
What? Its only been one message.
>Now EFF OFF!
I wish you would.
-=Gary