>>>>I've found that the only sure way to achieve immortality is to be a non-Christian soldier in any of the US or British (and maybe some other) armed forces.
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>>>>Because - on their cemetaries, have you ever seen any other symbol on the graves but the cross? Must be only Christians die.
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>>>Disagree. You see the Star of David too. Near me is a field in the middle of which is a small Chatri, like Indian dome on pillars, marking the point where Indian Hindu soldiers from WW I were burned in a funeral pyre.
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>I should point out that these soldiers were already dead! :-)

"Doctor, tell the court how many autopsies have you performed on dead people"
"All of them"