>>>>>I've found that the only sure way to achieve immortality is to be a non-Christian soldier in any of the US or British (and maybe some other) armed forces.
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>>>>>Because - on their cemetaries, have you ever seen any other symbol on the graves but the cross? Must be only Christians die.
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>>>>Disagree. You see the Star of David too. Near me is a field in the middle of which is a small Chatri, like Indian dome on pillars, marking the point where Indian Hindu soldiers from WW I were burned in a funeral pyre.
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>>I should point out that these soldiers were already dead! :-)
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>"Doctor, tell the court how many autopsies have you performed on dead people"
>"All of them"

That reminds me of a film I saw with this young smart-ass kid in it, where the teacher was trying to catch him out while he was distracted by someone else. I think the teacher may have indicated a series of numbers and said "Tell me which ones are divisible by two"
The kid simply replied "Why, all of them" :-)