>What's up, CL? You not at work so early since you got the affliction?

Yeah, haven't been feeling great and hard to get motivated to write much. The good news is that I already have very small movement in my corner of my mouth. The bad news - isn't there always some? - one of the things that happens with RHS as the nerve starts to regenerate, there is severe pain. Think ice pick in the bones of your neck and jaw here. Without the blood of course.

>But, to paraphrase "Alien", in the shower no-one can see you stream.

ROFLMAO!

>I don't know which one IS the damn glass eye, though! :-) (I only met him in the last few months and no-one has actually said it IS glass - it's just that one of them doesn't follow the other - but which one?

Tell him you want to play doctor, hold up a pencil and ask him to follow it with his eyes.

>Just in case, FYI, his mother of course was T'pau.

Wow! That one I can actually say!

>Try: "I'm not a pheasant plucker - I'm a pheasant plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes".

Not unless there are not children areound and there's money on the line...