Here's one for you, in honor of St. Paddy's

At a world brewing convention in the USA, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In Straylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Bloody Fosters, mate!"

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, called out next: "In Saint Louis, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all. Gimme a Budweiser!"

Hans stepped up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers. Danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, stepped forward: "Barman, would ya gie me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asked: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replied: "Well, if ya pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."



>Happy St. Pat's!