I love it!

>Here's one for you, in honor of St. Paddy's
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>At a world brewing convention in the USA, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.
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>Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In Straylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Bloody Fosters, mate!"
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>Bob, CEO of Budweiser, called out next: "In Saint Louis, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all. Gimme a Budweiser!"
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>Hans stepped up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers. Danke."
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>Paddy, CEO of Guinness, stepped forward: "Barman, would ya gie me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."
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>The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asked: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
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>Paddy replied: "Well, if ya pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."
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>>Happy St. Pat's!