>>Golf! It's like watching paint dry!
>>
>>What's the point of hitting a ball as hard as you can, going to find it, then hitting it away from yourself again?
>>
>>Good exercise, many golfers say.
>>
>>So why do they zoom around in electric buggies or have some poor sod carry their bats around for them?
>
>And what about trying to find the nearest parking spot when going to the gym? Or the famous picture of escalator leading to a gym?

It's not an escalator - it's a moving Step Raebok!

>
>Ooooh... now the PC police will get me. Erase gym. It's a fitness club.

And I thought you fled Yugo to escape them!