>It's like when you're all alone on a bus and the nut gets on and sits down right next to you.
You come early to the theatre and the place is empty. You seat in the center. Best seat in the howse. The place starts to fill up - fully - and at the last minute a very tall idiot sits right in front of you.
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." -- Dave Barry
