Why does anybody tainted with "time" in Harvard grow up to be "Brain Police" (Frank Zappa - Mothers of Invention - "Freak Out")

"Amnesty: Microsoft helped Israeli Police in Vanunu probe"
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3256136,00.html

You have to wonder if Israeli Police helped with that "back door" DLL?

Does anyone have the keys and sample code as to how to take advantage of that - I want to steal corporate information too! I want to be like "CheckPoint" and NARUS 6400!!!!

I want to be part of a corporation whose equity value has fell by 75% in 5 years!

Does my neighbeor visit the "Farm Girls" web site? Inquiring minds want to know!

I want to be a Brain Policemean too! Where can I get a "Brown" shirt with a Microsoft Logo, or do I have to be an MVP first?