Re your sandwich- soon it will come with a nutrition label. Check out
http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/52272.html for a sample of what you can expect.
Won't menus be a barrel of laughs once that happens-
- "Gee, I can't order that, it contains 4 golf balls of fat!"
- "Mum, look, this burger has enough calories for me for 3 days! Can I have fries as well?"
- "Would you like to supersize that, sir?" ... "What, you trying to kill me? That's a trans-fat murder weapon you're shoving at me. I'm gonna sue!" ;-)
BTW, the sandwich doesn't look too bad. But do you have it with fries or add glops of mayo or extra m-jack? ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1