>Re your sandwich- soon it will come with a nutrition label. Check out http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/52272.html for a sample of what you can expect.
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>Won't menus be a barrel of laughs once that happens-
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>- "Gee, I can't order that, it contains 4 golf balls of fat!"
>- "Mum, look, this burger has enough calories for me for 3 days! Can I have fries as well?"
>- "Would you like to supersize that, sir?" ... "What, you trying to kill me? That's a trans-fat murder weapon you're shoving at me. I'm gonna sue!" ;-)
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>BTW, the sandwich doesn't look too bad. But do you have it with fries or add glops of mayo or extra m-jack? ;-)

Doesn't it get you when you order a "picture", then they say "regular or large drink?"?
- "Whatever's on the picture"
"Would you like to max that for an extra ..."

and you wanna say:

- "Look! - I'll max your f******g face if you don't just give me what I asked for without the Spanish Inquisition!"