>>>>I know I won't sleep tonight...
>>>
>>>At least you didn't catch a glimpse of the clerk's real alien face out of the corner of your eye!
>>
>>Now that you said his eyes have corners... his image DOES look a little strange, doesn't it?
>
>This morning someone put his head round my door.
>I kept my eye out for a friend.
>He arrived and lent me a hand.
>A motorist blasted his horn at me and I gave him the finger.

So, how many fingers do you have one?

>When I got to work it took me some time to get my eye in.
>
>It's been a funny kind of a day.

It's been like that on all four corners of the globe.