>>Ah, nothing to it. Just gravity pulling my hairs, so there's fewer of them up there and more of them on the rest of me.
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>I trim body hair - It's one way I pretend to be a porn star!
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>>I'm mostly using the inside of my head, while she has to see the outside quite often, so why not make her smile when she sees me?
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>You now know why women rule the world - to be an extreme geek - takes an extreme friend - a hundred and eighty degrees off plan polarity - it brings balance.
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>How do they manage us so well - being kept is a tedious endevour - but someone has to do it! Congratulations!
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>And all along, I thought the attraction was the way they smell!:-) Another wicked womanly false flag manipulation, no doubt!

There's that too. If you traceback this stack, the question wasn't "what got us together", it was "what happened to my face" :).

Among other things I learned here is the ability to ignore unsaid parts of the question. When in Rome... though it does go to ridiculous levels: I've once taken my (European) boss to buy a card for his cell phone. The guy at T-mobile, when asked whether they had any, just said no, they don't sell that here. Period. I was already used to this, but my boss, still being much more European, noticed the missing part of the answer, and asked whether there's another T-mobile shop around where they may have the card. It was in the next building, just across the parking,. The guy just won't say until you specifically ask.