Thanks for that one. Needed a good giggle on a Friday afternoon! :o)


>>We are becoming skeptical of all of this security business. Who knows if the event concerning the airlines was true or concocted? You can rationalize that the timing seemed strange. Also you could argue that you have to be a good little American, wave your flag, and salute while accepting everything that is poured down your throat. The choice is up to the individual.
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>>Now as for increased airport security (with resultant delays, etc.) in might help if no carry on luggage was allowed. No one is allowed to wear clothes. No kids. No people with dark skin. No terrorists! How do you detect a terrorist?
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>My suggestion for (99%) safe air travel after 9/11 was that the passengers take off all clothes, X-Rayed, then dress in airline-provided robes with the nice logos "Fly Air Whatever". All luggage is sent by the cargo plane right behind the passenger plane. :)
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>However, it may not work if the somebody drinks the nitroglycerine before the flight and then just suddenly jumps in the plane. :)))