>He didn't say you have to be a member of UT to have a Kia. He said if you turn left at the lights, you arrive at Saturn. I agree it is irrelevant why he wants to go to Saturn, his question concerns the grinding noise in transit. I also think it is unlikely that turning right repeatedly will cause the car to go to Saturn. Actually I once read in a Java forum that turning left in a Kia won't take you to Saturn either. Which is probably a good thing, because Saturn suffers from a distinct lack of sand into which UT people can be told to stick their heads.

But if you go to Saturn you'll probably be crushed by the greater gravity (or at least feel very tired all day - bone weary) and the Kia's problem will probably be exacerbated, not least from the lack of oxygen and the noxious gases that will creep into the transmission. Besides, I don't think it can carry enough fuel to make it that far and, given its top speed, it'll probably not get there before you die, either of old age or stavation.