>>>>BTW, what is a postperson before he becomes one? A preperson?
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>>>Hummm, are they even persons at all.
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>>Or maybe they were persons until they went post... um, postal.
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>Ok, that explain alot. um, are you Ok. You are not thinking of becoming a mail carriager are you?

That'd be very, ahem, in bad harmony with the landscape. I have no wish ever to wear knee highs!

Actually, I'm on the only other job here where smoking during work isn't prohibited, so even that bit of incentive is out.