>>>>>BTW, what is a postperson before he becomes one? A preperson?
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>>>>Hummm, are they even persons at all.
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>>>Or maybe they were persons until they went post... um, postal.
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>>Ok, that explain alot. um, are you Ok. You are not thinking of becoming a mail carriager are you?
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>That'd be very, ahem, in bad harmony with the landscape. I have no wish ever to wear knee highs!
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>Actually, I'm on the only other job here where smoking during work isn't prohibited, so even that bit of incentive is out.

Oh, come on, where is sense of adventure. Think of it. Smoking in knee highs. All the cute house wifes watching their soap operas. Having nothing other to do then clean their houses and watch for you, the postman. Also, think of all the small dogs that will catch down the block. Oh, and the don't forget about walking in the rain and the snow. Can life get any better then that?