>>>>>>You mean those compression rings around the piston?
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>>>>>>Do you think the piston is making him pistoff?
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahhhh, you touched an old sore spot. I never quite got this straight, and asked several people which is better: to be piston or off. They just laughed and I never got an answer. So I'm still undecided on the subject.
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>>>>It has always been my understanding that if one get piston, they will undoubtly get pistoff.
>>>
>>>A guy staggers along the road and sees this other guy, sitting dejectedly by a broken-down car.
>>>
>>>"What's the trouble, mate?" he hails him
>>>"Piston broke" answers the motorist
>>>"So am I, mate, so am I!"
>>
>>From the weekend papers.
>>
>>Man goes into the bar and says to the barmaid.
>>
>>"I'll have a double entendre please"
>>
>>She says.
>>
>>"Hang on a moment and I'll give you one"
>
>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>
>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"


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