>>>>>>>You mean those compression rings around the piston?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Do you think the piston is making him pistoff?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahhhh, you touched an old sore spot. I never quite got this straight, and asked several people which is better: to be piston or off. They just laughed and I never got an answer. So I'm still undecided on the subject.
>>>>>
>>>>>It has always been my understanding that if one get piston, they will undoubtly get pistoff.
>>>>
>>>>A guy staggers along the road and sees this other guy, sitting dejectedly by a broken-down car.
>>>>
>>>>"What's the trouble, mate?" he hails him
>>>>"Piston broke" answers the motorist
>>>>"So am I, mate, so am I!"
>>>
>>>From the weekend papers.
>>>
>>>Man goes into the bar and says to the barmaid.
>>>
>>>"I'll have a double entendre please"
>>>
>>>She says.
>>>
>>>"Hang on a moment and I'll give you one"
>>
>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>
>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
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It's existential, man :-)