>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>
>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>
>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>
>Try this for size, nth time:
>
>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>
>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.
The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)
