>>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>>
>>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
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>>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
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>>Try this for size, nth time:
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>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>
>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
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>
>Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
>A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.

If somebody doesn't shoot you before I get there, it might be a good idea if you didn't open your door to any strangers.