>>>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>>>
>>>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>>>
>>>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>>>
>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>
>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>
>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
>>
>>
>>Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
>>A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.
>
>Q. How do you catch a unique animal?
>A. U 'neek up on it.
>
>Q. How do you catch a tame animal?
>A. Tame way!


Stone him!

It's good to see the spirit of the Merry Punster Club is alive and well....