>>>>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>>>>
>>>>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>>>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>>>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>>>>
>>>>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>>>>
>>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>>
>>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>>
>>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
>>>
>>>
>>>Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
>>>A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.
>>
>>Q. How do you catch a unique animal?
>>A. U 'neek up on it.
>>
>>Q. How do you catch a tame animal?
>>A. Tame way!
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>
>Stone him!
>
>It's good to see the spirit of the Merry Punster Club is alive and well....

You've all got it wrong. These are supposed to be "bezvezni" jokes, not puns