>>>>>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>>>>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>>>>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>>>>>
>>>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>>>
>>>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>>>
>>>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
>>>>A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.
>>>
>>>Q. How do you catch a unique animal?
>>>A. U 'neek up on it.
>>>
>>>Q. How do you catch a tame animal?
>>>A. Tame way!
>>
>>
>>Stone him!
>>
>>It's good to see the spirit of the Merry Punster Club is alive and well....
>
>You've all got it wrong. These are supposed to be "bezvezni" jokes, not puns


Okey doke. The floor is yours for bezvezni jokes. Have fun!