>>>>>>>Boy goes into a grocer's.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Can I have a green loaf please?"
>>>>>>>"Sorry, we've only got blue loaves today"
>>>>>>>"Oh, that's OK - I'm on my bike"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow... I'd never imagine you'd have a "bezvezni" (literally, "connectionless") joke. I tried to tell a few here, but they never caught on.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Q: Why does my mother do her laundry in Tide?
>>>>>A: Because she doesn't want to do it out Tide.
>>>>
>>>>Q. How do you catch a unique animal?
>>>>A. U 'neek up on it.
>>>>
>>>>Q. How do you catch a tame animal?
>>>>A. Tame way!
>>>
>>>
>>>Stone him!
>>>
>>>It's good to see the spirit of the Merry Punster Club is alive and well....
>>
>>You've all got it wrong. These are supposed to be "bezvezni" jokes, not puns
>
>
>Okey doke. The floor is yours for bezvezni jokes. Have fun!

I've got none left! :-(