>>>>>>>>>Try this for size, nth time:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Q: why does the train go faster at night than on the rails?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A: because it's colder in winter than out there.
>>>
>>>>Okey doke. The floor is yours for bezvezni jokes. Have fun!
>>>
>>>Q: what's the difference between a parrot?
>>>
>>>A: it has two legs, specially the left.
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between a college student?
>>
>>A: drinks better than he pays.
>
>Many years ago, I read a humourous history about the Roman Empire. I don't recall the name, but at the end of each chapter, there was a test - mostly essay questions as I recall. I remember one of the questions was:
>
>Who was more alike, Caesar, or Cleopatra?

Yes! :)