Add "Boomer Sooner" and they won't make it down the first street.

>You neglected to mention several additional items:
>"Washington Redskins fan"
>"Texas A&M Stinks"
>"I Hate Rednecks"
>
>Those alone will guarantee the lack of "survival" of ANY of the participants...
>
>>Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV show, here is a new one:
>>
>>Survivor: Texas Style
>>
>>The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
>>over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
>>El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to
>>Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
>>
>>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay, I love the
>>Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore, George
>>Strait Sucks, Kerry in '04, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>>
>>The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.