You neglected to mention several additional items:
"Washington Redskins fan"
"Texas A&M Stinks"
"I Hate Rednecks"

Those alone will guarantee the lack of "survival" of ANY of the participants...

>Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV show, here is a new one:
>
>Survivor: Texas Style
>
>The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
>over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
>El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to
>Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
>
>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay, I love the
>Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore, George
>Strait Sucks, Kerry in '04, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>
>The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.