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31/10/2006 07:39:13
 
 
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Politics
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Title:
Miscellaneous
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>Just wanted to share a message received form a fiend.


>"I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. "

Pity it wasn't his backbone that went through his mind.

>"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said John. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'."
>
>Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

I'd've been tempted to restrict his choices here ... and pinch off his oxygen supply at this point.

>After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
>

And it turned out to be just as s**t as I expected!

:-)

Thank you for sharing that with us, brother.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
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