I'm a lot like that myself. I consider myself the ultimate optimist. Every morning when I get up, I stretch, look in the mirror and say, "Nope. It can't possibly get any worse than this." ;)
>>Just wanted to share a message received form a fiend.
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>>"I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. "
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>Pity it wasn't his backbone that went through his mind.
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>>"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said John. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'."
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>>Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
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>I'd've been tempted to restrict his choices here ... and pinch off his oxygen supply at this point.
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>>After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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>And it turned out to be just as s**t as I expected!
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>:-)
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>Thank you for sharing that with us, brother.
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