>Did you ever get to see "Father Ted"? His equally stupid side-kick, Father Dougal. One of the funniest sit coms to come out of either continent.
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>a scene opens with Ted, in their wee caravan (trailer), explaining perspective to Dougal with the help of a toy cow in his hand, and pointing out the window:
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>"Now you see, Dougal, those cows are faaaaar awaaaay ..."


i've been chuckling about that at quiet moments ever since....



"Can i borrow your dictaphone?"
"No, use your finger like everyone else"