>>>>>>>CNN: Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing
>>>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hilarious. Next they are going to ban beans from airport restaurants.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The perpetrator has to walk home – alone!
>>>>>
>>>>>That's terrible. I think all the other passengers should have been forced off the plane instead.
>>>>
>>>>Man, you sure have a weird train of thought on this (kind of) issue!!!
>>>>
>>>>In this case the person not only had a contraband item on the plane (a book of matches) but actually also USED them! There's no comparison between that versus being fearful of a fellow passenger who has passed all security checks but who gives you the willies.
>>>
>>>Until I hear what she has to say in a press conference, I'm assuming it's all lies. Besides with the perfect security she had to go through, she couldn't possibly have had a book of matches on her.
>>
>>Jerk is too polite a word to use, so I won't use it. And the UT bans other more appropriate descriptions.
>
>How about "gas bag"! :)

Gee thanks Tom. No help from the peanut gallery please. ;)