>>>>>>>>CNN: Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing
>>>>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hilarious. Next they are going to ban beans from airport restaurants.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The perpetrator has to walk home – alone!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's terrible. I think all the other passengers should have been forced off the plane instead.
>>>>>
>>>>>Man, you sure have a weird train of thought on this (kind of) issue!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>In this case the person not only had a contraband item on the plane (a book of matches) but actually also USED them! There's no comparison between that versus being fearful of a fellow passenger who has passed all security checks but who gives you the willies.
>>>>
>>>>Until I hear what she has to say in a press conference, I'm assuming it's all lies. Besides with the perfect security she had to go through, she couldn't possibly have had a book of matches on her.
>>>
>>>Jerk is too polite a word to use, so I won't use it. And the UT bans other more appropriate descriptions.
>>
>>How about "gas bag"! :)
>
>Gee thanks Tom. No help from the peanut gallery please. ;)

Women’s lib will get after me for that one! What a stinker! :)